Following a summer filled with debates over what women and girls should or shouldn’t be wearing, Vox’s Liz Plank has come up with the most brilliant solution to the ongoing body shaming epidemic. Introducing the Transparen-she… a way for women to disappear so their clothes won’t upset anybody.
“Being a modern woman is hard work,” Liz explains. “Who has the time to navigate society’s contradictory standards of modesty?”
Well, worry no more! According to this infomercial, the Transparen-she is quite simple… “it makes your body invisible, so that you can live free of judgment and no longer receive unsolicited opinions about your body.”
If you order now, Liz will throw in a Transparane-she mini to cover your face so people can’t tell if you’re wearing too much makeup or too little makeup. “It’s like having male privilege right inside your pocket!”
Better get one now, it’s likely to be the most sought after accessory for fall.