This vocabulary list is floating around the internet with all sorts of variations, but no attribution. So we can’t give proper credit and we have no idea if A. Nonymous is a man or a woman. Nonetheless, based on the non-stop ping ponging of “I say THAT!!” reactions these 5 words elicited in our office, the author is clearly an astute linguist. While we can’t speak for all females, the women of WYSK are not ashamed to admit that we are guilty as charged. How about you?
5 Deadly Words Used By A Woman
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to zip it.
The calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be worried. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!
She wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
A woman’s way of saying screw you!
BONUS WORD: WOW
This is not a compliment. She is amazed that one person could be so incredibly stupid.